2 definitions by dominic norton
Phenomenon occurring whilst on holiday in a hot climate wherby the anus dilates to several times it's normal relaxed state, coating the interior of ones undercrackers with a piquant peanut butter style slurry, causing the gusset area to resemble a hammock made of chocolate.
"Darling, how was your journey back from China?" Charles asked.
"It was terrible" Camilla weeped, "My suitcase fell off the trolley and burst open and all the world's media got to see my chocolate hammocks!"
"It was terrible" Camilla weeped, "My suitcase fell off the trolley and burst open and all the world's media got to see my chocolate hammocks!"
by dominic norton December 3, 2005
Pertaining to a method of obtaining High Street goods at up to 90% off High Street prices, typical but by no means exclusive to, the Bootle area of North Liverpool.
Shoppers order their goods at any one of the City's fine watering holes, and whilst they relax over a cold beer, a "Personal Shopper" in a tracksuit and baseball cap "obtains" the items for them using a foil-lined Sports holdall.
Shoppers order their goods at any one of the City's fine watering holes, and whilst they relax over a cold beer, a "Personal Shopper" in a tracksuit and baseball cap "obtains" the items for them using a foil-lined Sports holdall.
Upon returning to the office weighed down with variety of hot items....
"Good Heavens Sara, you're certainly going all out for baby Bepe's Christening, how do you manage it?" said Lynne.
"Oh it's not that much" Sara confided, "I picked up this little lot on a Bootle Discount in The Jawbone!"
"Good Heavens Sara, you're certainly going all out for baby Bepe's Christening, how do you manage it?" said Lynne.
"Oh it's not that much" Sara confided, "I picked up this little lot on a Bootle Discount in The Jawbone!"
by dominic norton December 4, 2005