sleeping

you in a dark void then going to a new world then when it about to get good BOOM real life that is wat sleaping is
a fairy:WOW y/n YOU FEEL REALLLY FAR SO UMMM LETS GO SEE OUR FREADS
(about to be good)
y/n: ugh it was just geting goood :(
y/ns father/father figure: y/n you were sleeping
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dreamsexural

you are a dream stan and you came up with this STUPID THING CALLED DrEaMsExUrAl AND YOUR KILLING THE INERNET

dreamsexural is BAD
(dreamsexural):DAD DAD IM DREAMSEXURAL
the dad:im going to get milk
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