Toobin

The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.
Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!
by docsabre October 19, 2020
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giageezmo

Anglo-Italian slang combo of giant with Italian suffix-"eezmo" imparting the superlative meaning for large, enourmous, gigandous, ginormous, freaking big, etc.
Did you see the nose on that guy?

Yeah, it was giageezmo!
by Docsabre May 16, 2007
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Reltney

An erection that is so massive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.
Did you hear that Mellisa's husband died of a reltney?

Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.
by Docsabre May 15, 2007
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diamond cutter

an erection so hard a cat cannot scratch it
What did Bill give you for your birthday?

He took me to dinner and then we went home and he showed me his diamond cutter.
by Docsabre May 15, 2007
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lignogenic

A quasi-medical term derived from the Greek root words, lignos meaning "wood" and genesis meaning "to give rise to". The term refers to someone, usually a nubile woman, who causes you to get an erection.
Sarah Palin is pretty hot but her daughter Bristol is more lignogenic.
by docsabre April 22, 2009
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