Toobin

The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.

Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!

by docsabre October 19, 2020

send an admiral to sea

To take a shit. You "launch" an admiral toward the ocean.

Hey, didn't you say you were gonna drop off the kids at the pool?

Yea, but first I have to send an admiral to sea.

by docsabre May 25, 2007

giageezmo

Anglo-Italian slang combo of giant with Italian suffix-"eezmo" imparting the superlative meaning for large, enourmous, gigandous, ginormous, freaking big, etc.

Did you see the nose on that guy?

Yeah, it was giageezmo!

by Docsabre May 16, 2007

diamond cutter

an erection so hard a cat cannot scratch it

What did Bill give you for your birthday?

He took me to dinner and then we went home and he showed me his diamond cutter.

by Docsabre May 15, 2007

lignogenic

A quasi-medical term derived from the Greek root words, lignos meaning "wood" and genesis meaning "to give rise to". The term refers to someone, usually a nubile woman, who causes you to get an erection.

Sarah Palin is pretty hot but her daughter Bristol is more lignogenic.

by docsabre April 22, 2009