docsabre's definitions

giageezmo

Anglo-Italian slang combo of giant with Italian suffix-"eezmo" imparting the superlative meaning for large, enourmous, gigandous, ginormous, freaking big, etc.

Did you see the nose on that guy?

Yeah, it was giageezmo!

by Docsabre May 16, 2007

bufforilla

A cross between a buffalo and a gorilla meant to describe a human being who is ginormous.

Why are the springs shot on this side of your car, dude?

Because my girlfriend is a freeking bufforilla!

by Docsabre May 16, 2007

Reltney

An erection that is so massive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.

Did you hear that Mellisa's husband died of a reltney?

Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.

by Docsabre May 15, 2007

diamond cutter

an erection so hard a cat cannot scratch it

What did Bill give you for your birthday?

He took me to dinner and then we went home and he showed me his diamond cutter.

by Docsabre May 15, 2007

lignogenic potential

From the Greek, combining lignos, the word for "wood" with "genesis" meaning to give birth to. This pharse describes the ability a particular woman has to inspire an erection. Not to be confused with a perfect erection, the so-called "lignogenesis perfecta".

Man, this disco blows. Not one of these bufforillas has any lignogenic potential.

by Docsabre May 15, 2007