Planters

Plural noun
People who plant things, and make barely any profit whatsoever, or end up losing over $100,000 a year, while still planting things for the good of mankind.

Hey, look, there are some planters, planting some food to feed us, although they are losing money by feeding people.

by DLG June 29, 2003

friend

A thing that people often fantasize to truly exist, although people only have friends for selfish reasons, and think little or nothing of what the "friend" wants. "True friends" are a fantasy.

Hey there, "friend" *eyes dart left to right, then stabs said friend in the back*

by DLG June 29, 2003

Planters

A company that makes Honey Roasted Peanuts, and has a mascot like thing called Mr. Peanut, who features a funny top hat, cane, black sleeves, and gloves, but no suit.

Go get me some Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts, now! Or I'll kill you dead!

by DLG June 29, 2003