T-rump

The predacious U.S. President with tiny hands, who wanted to be king, waving his arms from the elbows with a curious garbled roar.

That T-rump made me want to run and hide even faster than T-rex, and he sure put the ass in Jurassic.

by dissedurban June 23, 2022

moovid

The "delta" variant of covid.

Down hee-uh in Missippi we cawl it moovid on accounta how good them cow drugs done worked on it.

by dissedurban August 28, 2021

cgyt

Cat got your tongue? (Old saying that means you appear to be having a hard time figuring out how to respond.)

Time goes by. More time goes by. A surprising amount of time goes by. cgyt?

by dissedurban May 03, 2022

Tucker Carlson

- brought to particular notoriety in 2020 by one former mayor Rudy Giuliani, any manner of a maneuver designed to accomplish one thing by being able to claim you're doing another.

Yeah, so I thought that bitter pill of a news anchor was slick, but that old mayor pulled the best Tucker Carlson I've ever seen.

by dissedurban October 22, 2020

rope

...pot, flower, marijuana

Is it rope because of the long, twisty shape? or because it's in the hemp family?

Yes.

by dissedurban April 21, 2021

hanging cad

- an orange bit of fluff trying desperately to hold onto power by conspiring to prosecute the vote.

In 2000 it was a hanging chad. Twenty years later it's a hanging cad.

by dissedurban November 24, 2020

Cuomosexual

Anyone who rather than obtaining sexual gratification through normal, socially acceptable means can only enjoy it if they've pressured the other person into submission through fear and intimidation.

The whole Me Too movement is designed to ferret out these cuomosexuals and make it clear that these old guys-will-be-guys pressure tactics are no longer going to be tolerated in silence, come what may.

by dissedurban August 08, 2021