Definitions by dissedurban

Cuomosexual 

Anyone who rather than obtaining sexual gratification through normal, socially acceptable means can only enjoy it if they've pressured the other person into submission through fear and intimidation.

The whole Me Too movement is designed to ferret out these cuomosexuals and make it clear that these old guys-will-be-guys pressure tactics are no longer going to be tolerated in silence, come what may.

Cuomosexual by dissedurban August 7, 2021

Skeletorangutantrump 

...that one obvious modern, super whiny villain whose specialty is persuading others to loudly lie with a straight face.

I thought Skeletor was bad, back in the day, but Skeletorangutantrump makes him look lame by comparison.

Skeletorangutantrump by dissedurban April 22, 2021

rope 

...pot, flower, marijuana

Is it rope because of the long, twisty shape? or because it's in the hemp family?

Yes.

rope by dissedurban April 20, 2021

hanging cad 

- an orange bit of fluff trying desperately to hold onto power by conspiring to prosecute the vote.

In 2000 it was a hanging chad. Twenty years later it's a hanging cad.

hanging cad by dissedurban November 23, 2020

Joebamala

- the trio of Joe, Obama, and Kamala that showed up in 2020 to wrench Western Civilization from the jaws of Neo-fascism.

I thought America was on its last leg, but Joebamala stepped in and saved the day.

Joebamala by dissedurban November 7, 2020

Tucker Carlson 

- brought to particular notoriety in 2020 by one former mayor Rudy Giuliani, any manner of a maneuver designed to accomplish one thing by being able to claim you're doing another.

Yeah, so I thought that bitter pill of a news anchor was slick, but that old mayor pulled the best Tucker Carlson I've ever seen.

Tucker Carlson by dissedurban October 22, 2020

Don Yuan 

- any man with enough personal swagger to suggest others have improper dealings with foreign nations while, all the while, funneling funds into his own private bank account in China.

You accuse him-- AGAIN!-- of corruption, but it's only because you cannot comprehend the bigly majestic and be-bestishly masculine ways of a true Don Yuan.

<sound of flapping cloth>

Don Yuan by dissedurban October 22, 2020