bolognavirus

- the absurd conspiracy theory that COVID-19 is a bunch of baloney.

I bet they don't think it's bolognavirus any more!

by dissedurban October 02, 2020

Covidon

- a gargantuan, orange President-shaped monster that stomps its way through American city scapes spreading coronavirus through its large, pursed puckerhole yelling MAGA.

Run for your lives!! Covidon is holding a campaign rally here!!!

by dissedurban October 06, 2020

Tucker Carlson

- brought to particular notoriety in 2020 by one former mayor Rudy Giuliani, any manner of a maneuver designed to accomplish one thing by being able to claim you're doing another.

Yeah, so I thought that bitter pill of a news anchor was slick, but that old mayor pulled the best Tucker Carlson I've ever seen.

by dissedurban October 22, 2020

Mar-A-Lockup

House arrest for the wealthy and well connected.

Yeah, time in Mar-A-Lockup might keep him out of jail, but once he's tried and convicted there's a nice gray cell waiting for his traitorous ass.

by dissedurban March 24, 2023

T-rump

The predacious U.S. President with tiny hands, who wanted to be king, waving his arms from the elbows with a curious garbled roar.

That T-rump made me want to run and hide even faster than T-rex, and he sure put the ass in Jurassic.

by dissedurban June 23, 2022

viridesCO VIDeo

- Latin for "I see I become green," which bears an unfortunate relation to dying of COVID-19.

Praeses mea, placet auxilium, cogito viridesco video. (My President, please help, I think I'm turning green.)

by dissedurban October 07, 2020

cgyt

Cat got your tongue? (Old saying that means you appear to be having a hard time figuring out how to respond.)

Time goes by. More time goes by. A surprising amount of time goes by. cgyt?

by dissedurban May 02, 2022