Joebamala

- the trio of Joe, Obama, and Kamala that showed up in 2020 to wrench Western Civilization from the jaws of Neo-fascism.

I thought America was on its last leg, but Joebamala stepped in and saved the day.

by dissedurban November 08, 2020

Download Trump

- that little bathroom trick you use, to hide the stink, by reaching back to the tank and pulling the lever as soon as you hear your deposit hit the water.

Wait, you were in here a long time, how is there no stink? Easy. I use my Download Trump move.

by dissedurban October 15, 2020

Covidon

- a gargantuan, orange President-shaped monster that stomps its way through American city scapes spreading coronavirus through its large, pursed puckerhole yelling MAGA.

Run for your lives!! Covidon is holding a campaign rally here!!!

by dissedurban October 07, 2020

moovid

The "delta" variant of covid.

Down hee-uh in Missippi we cawl it moovid on accounta how good them cow drugs done worked on it.

by dissedurban August 28, 2021

cgyt

Cat got your tongue? (Old saying that means you appear to be having a hard time figuring out how to respond.)

Time goes by. More time goes by. A surprising amount of time goes by. cgyt?

by dissedurban May 03, 2022

Tucker Carlson

- brought to particular notoriety in 2020 by one former mayor Rudy Giuliani, any manner of a maneuver designed to accomplish one thing by being able to claim you're doing another.

Yeah, so I thought that bitter pill of a news anchor was slick, but that old mayor pulled the best Tucker Carlson I've ever seen.

by dissedurban October 22, 2020

T-rump

The predacious U.S. President with tiny hands, who wanted to be king, waving his arms from the elbows with a curious garbled roar.

That T-rump made me want to run and hide even faster than T-rex, and he sure put the ass in Jurassic.

by dissedurban June 23, 2022