Definitions by dishduster

Fuck Up Irreversibly

To screw up so badly that theres no coming back from it. To take an action which leads to the permanent locking out of certain possibilities, no matter what you might do after that point.

Person 1: "I cheated on my gf and she found out, she hasnt talked to me for a whole week."

Person 2: "Yeah, sounds like you've fucked up irreversibly. Sucks to be you."

Fuck Up Irreversibly

Fuck Up Irreversibly by dishduster September 22, 2026

Play The Banjo

To use ones fingers to stimulate a womans clitoris, especially in a relatively fast manner.

"so i slept with this girl last night, i played her banjo so hard with my fingers she sang like a bird"
"you know, johnny is really great in bed, he played my banjo like its never been played before"

Play The Banjo

Play The Banjo by dishduster June 9, 2026

Derp Out

Used to describe when something/someone suddenly acts in a chaotic or crazy way, usually in a way different from whats normal/intended/desired.

Derp Out

"His computer just derped out and crashed"

"She lost it and derped out"

Derp Out by dishduster April 12, 2026