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(Special Warfare Combatant-craft Crewmen)
“SWCCs operate at the highest standard to achieve incredible physical feats of violence and conquest through sheer machismo, expertise with high performance speed boats, and high powered automatic firearms. Known for being very sexually adept, most circumstances find them surrounded by many busty bombshells when not riding the hate train into enemy rivers. If you can’t crash it, shoot it, fuck it, or drink it, it’s not for us.”
-Official U.S. Navy statement
“SWCCs operate at the highest standard to achieve incredible physical feats of violence and conquest through sheer machismo, expertise with high performance speed boats, and high powered automatic firearms. Known for being very sexually adept, most circumstances find them surrounded by many busty bombshells when not riding the hate train into enemy rivers. If you can’t crash it, shoot it, fuck it, or drink it, it’s not for us.”
-Official U.S. Navy statement
by dirtyboatguy June 11, 2012
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