Definitions by dirty sanchez

assface 

1) One who has the face of an ass
2) One who has an ass for a face
3) One who has the appearance of two protruding buttcheeks just below one's forehead

Look at that assface

assface by Dirty Sanchez April 18, 2003

Smace 

Of extremely weak nature.

Your new spectacles are smace

Smace by Dirty Sanchez April 2, 2003

Chode 

A penis that is exremely short and humungusly wide, in otehr words a 2x6

Tyler Burke had a huge hairy meaty CHODE and Tom Dunn likes to lick it and smack his genitalia against it during intercoucre while Blake laughs and shoots them with pellet guns, all the while Ms. V looks at tehm with her eyes on her backside hairs.

Chode by Dirty Sanchez February 18, 2003

crop duster 

Placing your butt over a girl's bush and ripping a nasty, windy fart as to simulate crop dusting.

After we finished having sex I gave that bitch a sweet crop duster.

crop duster by Dirty Sanchez January 27, 2003

upper deck 

to make doodoo in the water tank of a toilet

That guy richie is a real dickhead, so I gave him the upper deck the other night at his keg party.

upper deck by dirty sanchez July 14, 2002