PennQuesters make up the coolest, sexiest, and most talented group of students on the University of Pennsylvania’s campus; they sing better than Penn Masala, are more outdoorsy than the Outdoors Club, and make a better Gnutella and cucumber sandwich than the senior lunch ladies at Hillel. PennQuesters win any game of Mafia or “20 questions” in just one turn, out-match any number of Princetonians in volume with a bellowing chorus of “Hang Jeff Davis”, and turn even the most die-hard “Negative Nancy” or “Debbie Downer” into an unapologetically crude, butt-showingly gregarious social butterfly at the greatest Ivy League institution on this side of the Mississippi. Essentially, Pennquesters blaze even the rockiest trails with pizzazz and know how to have a good time while doing it.
Woah, PennQuest sounds like it was even better than New Student Orientation! I wish someone had smacked the good sense into me to apply!
by dinra July 05, 2010