dilbert scrunchie's definitions

prannet

foolish or gormless person

I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet

"Billericay Dickie" by Ian Dury c.1978

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

stinger

type of extendable mechanical device usewd by police for puncturing the tyres of a speeding car during a car chase

I swerved right round the stinger

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003