digitaldevil's definitions
The act of shoving your hand in your anus in order to clear out a clogged turd. It's thrown upon the floor violently and sounds as if a burrito had just fallen off a table
The pain was too great for Steve when he couldn't motivate a bowel movement. He decided an assurito was the only way out of his predicament and plunged his hand deep until his colon was once again free.
by digitaldevil August 27, 2007
Get the assuritomug. The German translation for giving someone a Donkey Punch.
Donkey Punch: When you're fucking someone doggie style in the ass and you want it a bit tighter, just punch them hard in the back of the head. This is sometimes accompanied by the battle cry of "DONKEY PUNCH!"
Donkey Punch: When you're fucking someone doggie style in the ass and you want it a bit tighter, just punch them hard in the back of the head. This is sometimes accompanied by the battle cry of "DONKEY PUNCH!"
by Digitaldevil March 8, 2005
Get the Eselschlagmug.