diego's definitions

VBA

Microsoft Excel's Visual Basic Editor.
The worst programming language possible.
Uses GoTo's.

1. I wanted to change a Macro I had written in Excel, so I opened Visual Basic and altered the code.

2. My Economics degree involved a Semester of VBA and other Information Systems.

by Diego November 8, 2003

internet slut

A girl who flirt's with and/or has sex with many internet men.
I guess it is really any girl who meets guys on the net.

"Hey dude, I think your girl is an 'internet slut', she waz jus' coming onto me on IM. So I disconnected and came straight over to tell you to ditch the bitch."
"I'm meeting up with this 'internet slut' for sum casual action."

by Diego August 30, 2003

jimson weed

The dangerous Datura plant.

"Be careful when taking this drug."

by Diego August 30, 2003

Grill

1. To blaze a cone of marijuana or to have a 'session' with friends.
2. To be 'grilled' is to be really high.
3. To get grilled or grill someone is to burn, dis', insult or badmouth them.
4. Means to get in trouble from an authority figure (police, parents, teacher).

1. "I'm not really that wacked anymore. Let's go for a grill."
2. "Man, I'm so fucking grilled right now! Way too fucken high!"
3. "We all grilled him when we found out he had a 'micro penis'."
4. "The police will grill you if they catch you importing drugs from HK."

by Diego August 25, 2003

cds

Code for a drug deal.
Pretend the item being exchanged is a CD.

'Can I get 10 CDs' = 'Can I get 10 pounds'

by Diego November 13, 2003

mix

A brew or combination of weed and tobacco in a bowl, ready to smoke.
Can be the process of having billies(smoking weed), with friends.

"Pass me the mix so I can have a cone."
"Man I'm straight, let's go home for a mix!"

by Diego July 8, 2003

Fruity Lexia

Cheap-ass Sac Wine.
Can get maggot for less than the price of a schooner.
A similar variation is 'Fruity Gordo'.

We bought a sac of Fruity Lexia and got some young chicks pissed in the park.

by Diego November 6, 2003