2 definitions by dick flavored ass

stouffers mac and cheese

literally the greatest shit in existance, no mac and cheese can top it

man, fuck whatever ivan said about stouffers mac and cheese, that shit SLAPS!

by dick flavored ass September 5, 2019

all american handjob

when you paint your dick red, white, and blue then before the paint dries, your put on metal claws to resemble talons of an eagal then then jack off using the wet paint as lube.

dude. Why do you have scars on your dick

90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died

by dick flavored ass September 5, 2019