1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.
1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"
son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"
dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"
(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)
kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"
son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"
dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"
(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)
kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"
by dhawk123 March 08, 2009
1)A ridiculously stupid song written by Hurricane Chris. Basically a waste of money, recording equipment, oxygen, bandwidth, and radio waves.
2)Basically a cat call, slang for "Hey Baby." Usually shouted by Wangster turds at the mall or in Middle School.
2)Basically a cat call, slang for "Hey Baby." Usually shouted by Wangster turds at the mall or in Middle School.
1) I heard A Bay Bay on the radio and I swear I startde speaking in tongues.
2)I heard this Wangster tard in school saying "a bay bay" and "ballin!" and I had to be physically restrained.
2)I heard this Wangster tard in school saying "a bay bay" and "ballin!" and I had to be physically restrained.
by dhawk123 March 08, 2009
1. A very, very, very expensive argument in which two prominent people are involved in a scandal or affair, made famous by the press. A play on the meal Kobe Beef which is very expensive. Inspired by Kobe Briant, Tiger Woods, and Chris Brown.
2. An argument between two people about pointless celebrtity scandal crap that has no place in or affect on their lives, yet are ceaselessly taking sides on and arguing over.
2. An argument between two people about pointless celebrtity scandal crap that has no place in or affect on their lives, yet are ceaselessly taking sides on and arguing over.
1. Tiger: Man, I definitely screwed it up this time.
Kobe: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Tiger: Time to sit with the in-laws and pay for some fine Kobe Beef.
2. Guy 1: Hey, what took you?
Guy 2: I got held up at the register having Kobe Beef with this lady over whether to listen to Chris Brown or not after the whole Rhianna thing.
Guy 1: Who the (expletive) cares?!
Kobe: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Tiger: Time to sit with the in-laws and pay for some fine Kobe Beef.
2. Guy 1: Hey, what took you?
Guy 2: I got held up at the register having Kobe Beef with this lady over whether to listen to Chris Brown or not after the whole Rhianna thing.
Guy 1: Who the (expletive) cares?!
by dhawk123 January 02, 2010