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1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.
1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"

son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"

dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"

(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)

kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
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1)A ridiculously stupid song written by Hurricane Chris. Basically a waste of money, recording equipment, oxygen, bandwidth, and radio waves.

2)Basically a cat call, slang for "Hey Baby." Usually shouted by Wangster turds at the mall or in Middle School.
1) I heard A Bay Bay on the radio and I swear I startde speaking in tongues.

2)I heard this Wangster tard in school saying "a bay bay" and "ballin!" and I had to be physically restrained.
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
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1. (n) A Poseur Mohawk. The first stages of a mohawk, or Faux Hawk. Usually smaller than the Faux Hawk, usually worn by preppy turds who want to look like they belong on the Disney Channel.
Ryan Seacrest's Po Hawk has slowly evolved into a full-blown Faux Hawk!
by dhawk123 March 2, 2009
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