dewey's definitions

bbg

Jewish female youth group. Girls are huge sluts, since they hook up with and fuck AZA guys without being drunk or high. Members have little or no self-respect.

Since BBG doesn't allow drinking or smoking at their functions, the horniness of their girls is due to their extreme slutiness.

by Dewey June 18, 2004

declare bull

A profanity-free phrase substituted for the word "bullshit." Invented by my little brother.

What, you won't give me my allowance for this week? I declare bull!!

by Dewey August 4, 2004

5 second rule

If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.

I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.

by Dewey July 10, 2004