dewey's definitions

bagtastic

1. What Beckys eyes look like.

2. What your eyes look like after no sleep for days.

3. An emotional girlfriend.

4. My nuts.

... and now my eyes are bagtastic.

by dewey March 23, 2004

declare bull

A profanity-free phrase substituted for the word "bullshit." Invented by my little brother.

What, you won't give me my allowance for this week? I declare bull!!

by Dewey August 4, 2004

dorked

Describes a beer that was left lying around at a party, sadly unfinished.

I was mad pissed at the people I was partying with, since they left way too many dorked beers at my house.

by Dewey July 13, 2004