red wings

The Detroit Red Wings are the New York Yankees of the NHL; every year they have a high payroll, are always in the running for the championship, and will stop at nothing to acquire a great player for a playoff run.
The Red Wings are Stanley Cup contenders every season; I, along with many others, am happy if and when they get knocked out of the playoffs.
by Dewey June 02, 2004
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bagtastic

1. What Beckys eyes look like.

2. What your eyes look like after no sleep for days.

3. An emotional girlfriend.

4. My nuts.
... and now my eyes are bagtastic.
by dewey March 24, 2004
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New Jersey Devils

Most boring NHL team, as they play the trap and only score when they can force a mistake by their opponent. Have great goaltending, but are mainly held together by Scott Stevens.
The Devils fell apart in 03-04 after Scott Stevens got hurt, losing the Atlantic Division race to the Philadelphia Flyers and then to them in the first round of the playoffs.
by Dewey July 11, 2004
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