desmond's definitions

Fatcarson

When you fuck a 400 poun racist while she is shitting out chuncks on the crapper and eating a chile cheese steak.

Me and Kevin had a fatcarson in our car.

by Desmond March 21, 2003

yankee fan

Typically found still living in his mom's home in Jersey even at middle age, an utterly unaccomplished individual that derives his self-worth exclusively from sports teams in the New York/New Jersey area, and in particular the achievements of the New York Yankee baseball team.

See also: loser, wanker, gobshite

The yankee fan was seized with the panic of self-loathing when the Red Sox won the World Series as he realized that the Yankees had not won it all in many years.

by desmond November 23, 2004