Harvey Hardy

The act of having an unwelcomed erection towards a stranger who has nothing to do with you and wants nothing to do with you. This also includes unwanted eye contact and attention causing a distraction towards the other person or persons.
1. Samantha's husband has the tendency to have a Harvey Hardy when sees high schoolers play tennis in the park.

2. I can't walk down a single aisle at Whole Foods without encountering a Harvey Hardy lurking in every corner.
by desertmyth October 19, 2017
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ABC

1. Midnight shopping at Sephora is one hundred percent ABC. 2. Stationary store and ABC? 3. “Nah, man — I respect her style. She’s down to ABC with me.”
by desertmyth February 28, 2023
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