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Briggsy'll Fix It

A short-lived 1990s television programme based on Jim'll Fix It in which gay art icon Briggsy made the dreams of homosexuals come true. One classic episode featured Briggsy riding a greased pig through Liverpool before masturbating into the River Mersey whilst singing "I am what I am"
Homosexual 1: I really want to be gang-buggered by a colony of baboons.

Homosexual 2: Briggsy'll Fix It!
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland November 27, 2006
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Briggsy Beard

Facial hair grown by very spotty individuals. The Briggsy Beard serves the double purpose of partially concealing acne and avoiding shaving the tops off hideous pus-filled pimples. Most commonly grown by students and artists.
Why has that little artist grown a Briggsy Beard?

I don't know. Maybe he's not keen on slicing through those vile septic warts on his face.
by Des Lynam's love-gland December 9, 2006
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Briggsy's Chocolate Orange

A revolting dessert served up in the more depraved quarters of the homosexual community. After wining and dining his bitch, the dominant gay forces a peeled orange up the bitch's ass. After 5 minutes of ass-baking the orange is removed and eaten by the bitch. The practice was invented by prominent gay artist, Briggsy.
What's for dessert, Dominic?

You're having Briggsy's Chocolate Orange, so open wide bitch.
by Des Lynam's love-gland December 11, 2006
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