der alte fritz's definitions
Enlarged clitoris caused by years of steroid abuse.
Fairly common in female "Gym bunnies" and highly visible through spandex shorts.
Fairly common in female "Gym bunnies" and highly visible through spandex shorts.
by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006
Get the Gym clitmug. A competetive encounter between two (usually young) males of Italian/Hispanic heritage.
Derived from the term "dance-off" and the common perception that such ethnicities are "greasy".
Can involve posturing, dancing or weaponry depending upon the wishes of the participants.
Often conducted for the benefit of a female onlooker.
Derived from the term "dance-off" and the common perception that such ethnicities are "greasy".
Can involve posturing, dancing or weaponry depending upon the wishes of the participants.
Often conducted for the benefit of a female onlooker.
Wow look how Jose uses his blade! He will cut off Xavier's dick if this grease off gets any more intense.
by der Alte Fritz July 28, 2006
Get the grease offmug. by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006
Get the clam dippermug. A sexual position involving three people, usually 1 male and 2 females. ( 69ing plus 1 )
It involves two females "69ing" (performing oral sex upon each other) whilst the male inserts his penis into:
a: The vagina woman on the "bottom" leaving the woman on top to stimulate both penis shaft and clitoris of her partners.
b: The vagina of the woman on "top". This is often the most pleasurable as the woman on the bottom can now suck the testicles of the man.
Variants are of course commonplace such as inserting the penis into a willing mouth or even a rectum. However such acts divert from the true 70ing experience.
It involves two females "69ing" (performing oral sex upon each other) whilst the male inserts his penis into:
a: The vagina woman on the "bottom" leaving the woman on top to stimulate both penis shaft and clitoris of her partners.
b: The vagina of the woman on "top". This is often the most pleasurable as the woman on the bottom can now suck the testicles of the man.
Variants are of course commonplace such as inserting the penis into a willing mouth or even a rectum. However such acts divert from the true 70ing experience.
As Mel slipped his dick into Tanya's pussy he felt Monica suck his balls into her mouth. As enjoyed the experience, he though 70ing beats the hell out of tequila.
by der Alte Fritz August 18, 2006
Get the 70ingmug. by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006
Get the jappermug. Susan gave me a great BJ last night but just when I was about to cum she finished me off with her hand. I wish she wasn't such a cream dodger and let me cum in her mouth.
by der Alte Fritz July 23, 2006
Get the cream dodgermug. by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006
Get the raspberry ripplemug.