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Definitions by der Alte Fritz

cream dodger 

A sexual partner who is unwilling to see a blow-job through to orgasm.
Susan gave me a great BJ last night but just when I was about to cum she finished me off with her hand. I wish she wasn't such a cream dodger and let me cum in her mouth.
cream dodger by der Alte Fritz July 23, 2006
A person of Japanese origin.

Most often applied to young sexually attractive females.
I would like to lick that Japper's sashimi dry.
japper by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006
Japanese female genitalia.

I would suspect of the slightly unclean variety
"Miko's pussy tasted great. Just like the best saba sashimi"
sashimi by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

greasedick

A Mediterranean male - derogatory.

Conforming to the Greasy Dago stereotype.
"Sal is such an asshole, I would like to kick that greasedick's Wop ass"
greasedick by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

clam dipper 

Lesbian.

A female who enjoys eating out other females.
"That Sappho is a real clam dipper. She just can't stop tongueing clit"

Gym clit 

Enlarged clitoris caused by years of steroid abuse.

Fairly common in female "Gym bunnies" and highly visible through spandex shorts.
"Jesus! Did you see Becky's Gym clit. She could fuck you hard with that!"
Gym clit by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

pussy froth 

Vaginal secretions worked into a lather by prolonged sexual activity.

Can be caused by masturbation or penetrative coitus.

Highly visible on the male member when enjoying doggy style
"After nailing Miko for a good hour she had left shitloads of pussy froth on my dick"