anal audio

Synonym for fart.

Ted ate too much Mexican food last night that I could hardly hear myself think today, thanks to his anal audio.

by dejaflu August 20, 2010

gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

by dejaflu September 08, 2010

fur fajita

A real nasty vagina. Resembling the innards of a fajita.

Stacy has been around the block one too many times that she is starting to develop a fur fajita.

by dejaflu November 19, 2010