fartilizing

When an individual over does a crop dusting fart maneuver and soils themselves.

Steven really had to fart so he did a little crop dusting around the general vicinity. Turned out he over did it and was fartilizing the entire area instead.

by dejaflu April 25, 2011

Cash Chucker

A derogatory term for an exceptionally rich person.

It seems like more and more of these cash chuckers are moving into the neighborhood these days.

by dejaflu October 07, 2009

gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

by dejaflu September 08, 2010