anal audio

Synonym for fart.

Ted ate too much Mexican food last night that I could hardly hear myself think today, thanks to his anal audio.

by dejaflu August 20, 2010

gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

by dejaflu September 08, 2010

car owner boner

The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).

So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.

by dejaflu February 05, 2011