Definitions by deez testes

Cougarhoggin

the act of tryin to screw fat old bitches

Hey Mike,lets go cougarhoggin. Naw Chris, I like my hoes skinny, and young.

Cougarhoggin by deez testes October 30, 2012

swansons dip 

the act of dipping your ballsac in a can of swansons chicken broth, then let a fat bitch lick it off. You can also use turkey, depending on the fat bitches preference

Hey Dawna, you up for a liitle swansons dip for dinner tonight.

swansons dip by deez testes October 30, 2012

Fully inverted huck a buck 

The sexual act of taking a bitches leg, wrapping it around the back of her head, takin yhe other leg, wrapping it around your left ankle and giving her a flaming amazon. No to be confused with the boston half crab.

Man Chris you fucked that girl up.

Yep she was in the fully inverted huck a buck lastnight. Bitch aint gonna shit right for a week.

Fully inverted huck a buck by deez testes October 30, 2012