Definitions by daveg217

0 to semi 

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis.

*DAMN! I went 0 to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it 0 to semi in about 1.7!

0 to semi by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Nah, im straight 

A phrase used in place of the word "no", especially when answering a stupid question.
It also implies that the question asker is gay, as they divulged in the activity they are inquiring about.

Example 1:

Dude 1: Did you go to the cinema last night?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 1: Damn!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Have you got Cher's new album?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 3: Owned!

Nah, im straight by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Bares 

A lot, a sort of plural of bare
*A long time

*Ive been here for bares

Bares by DaveG217 April 23, 2006

Chudder 

Someone fat or overweight

*Look at that chudder!
*I saw a proper chudder waiting for bares at KFC!

Chudder by DaveG217 April 23, 2006