dave riley's definitions

Snotcocked

In order to be snotcocked one must be slapped in the face by a girl who has just given a hand job and had then sneezed into her hands and then proceeds to smack you across the face.

I can't believe that bitch just snotcocked me.

by Dave Riley May 2, 2005

hs the whap

newb

by dave riley February 5, 2003