Definitions by dave cole

gbd 

abbr. for Great Big Dork

proud to be gbd.
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gbd by dave cole April 23, 2005

blown

destroyed or exploded
as in an engine or motor.
see also fubar

My camero is up on blocks in the front yard 'cause the engine's blown and i'm too broke to buy a new one to put in it.

blown by dave cole April 14, 2005

scab together

to assemble or repair in a hurried, or half-assed manner. usually results in a repair that is ugly and visible.

see scab it together, scabbed together

do you want me to take my time and do it right, or just scab it together to hold until we leave?

the boss told me not to fuck around with the railing--just scab together something that will hold until we leave the job.

wow, whoever repaired this railing sure scabbed together one ugly pile of monkey spunk.

scab together by dave cole April 14, 2005

rice-rocket

derogatory term for a very fast, usually modified, import car or motorcyle.

see rice car, honda

rice-rocket by dave cole April 14, 2005

scab it together 

to assemble or repair in a hurried, or half-assed manner. usually results in a repair that is ugly and visible

see scab together, scabbed together

do you want me to take my time and do it right, or just scab it together to hold up until we leave?

the boss told me not to fuck around with the railing--just scab together something that will hold until we leave the job.

wow, whoever repaired this railing sure scabbed together one ugly pile of monkey spunk.

scab it together by dave cole April 14, 2005

rice pudding

what happens when you try to tweak 500 horsepower out of a car that only weighs 500 pounds

(or what happens to your motorcyle when you go 200mph on highways designed for cars doing 65)

did you see that rice-rocket?

rice pudding you mean.

totally.

rice pudding by dave cole April 14, 2005

scabbed together 

assembled or repaired in a hurried, or half-assed manner. usually results in a repair that is ugly and visible

see scab it together, scab together

do you want me to take my time and do it right, or just scab it together to hold until we leave?

the boss told me not to fuck around with the railing; just scab together something that will hold until we leave the job.

wow, whoever repaired this railing sure scabbed together one ugly pile of monkey spunk.

scabbed together by dave cole April 14, 2005