swear jar

A coin bank that one puts a coin into whenever he says something profane.
Oh, damn it! I have to put some more money in the swear jar.
by davarinofuntucson August 21, 2015
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Blinding

(U.K.) Cursing, specifically saying "Bloody" this and "Bloody" that.
"If I hear someone effing and blinding in the street I give them a look." - Roy "Chubby" Brown (of all people!)
by davarinofuntucson June 08, 2013
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Honyak

Low-class person who values neither social graces nor kindness.

From the Ukrainian word гоняк, Slovak "honjak", and Bavarian German "Honjak", all of which originally meant "bloodthirsty pursuer" as a deprecative of the word for "Hun". The word is a relic of the Hunnish invasions of Central Europe.
Max, don't hang around those honyaks. All they'll do for you is get you in trouble.
by davarinofuntucson March 23, 2020
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Paltrowism

1. A verbal usage coined by or reminiscent of Gwyneth Paltrow. A Paltrowism is an elitist expression uttered with vacant ignorance of what 99% of the world knows by hard experience. Can generally be preceded by the noun "Gwyneth..." as subject of the sentence.

2. An ideology indulged in by Gwyneth, based on the inpenetrable perfection of Gwyneth and her knowledge that the world needs Gwyneth's deep level of enlightenment.

3. Bathos disguised as erudition.
"Conscious uncoupling" is a Paltrowism.

According to Paltrowism, single women working in an office for minimum wage have a much easier life than a hundred-millionaire actress who is financially secure enough to devote all her time to her children, except that she wants more than to be "just" a mother.

"Gwyneth, however, believes differently," is a Paltrowism when uttered by Gwyneth.
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