Definitions by dat one guy

Walmartian

Overweight, quadriplegic or just outright ugly people who dwell at the store named Walmart for excessive amounts of time.

"Oh my, Betsy is quite the Walmartian, isn't she? Rolling around the isles and such.

Hella ups...Able to jump high

Damn you see how high he jump...He got monkeys!

monkeys by Dat one guy November 12, 2006