Definitions by darren

Spam Javelin 

Male genitalia/cock

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

Spam Javelin by Darren November 26, 2001

Knob Jockey 

Someone who likes riding the old pink pogo stick.

"Yeah, he's a bit of a knob jockey, if you know what I mean....."

Knob Jockey by Darren November 26, 2001

Quim

Female genitalia.

"She had a really nicely trimmed quim"

Quim by Darren November 26, 2001

Spam Hatch 

Female genitalia

"I saw her spam hatch"

Spam Hatch by Darren November 26, 2001

Chuff Monkey! 

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

Chuff Monkey! by Darren November 26, 2001

Flange/flanging 

To insert ones middle finger up a womans' and thumb up her vagina and gently press the two together through the fleshy wall.

"I gave her a right good flanging"

Flange/flanging by Darren November 26, 2001

Chunt

A more polite way of saying c**t. Girls are genrally more acepting when they hear this version.

"What a complete chunt!"

Chunt by Darren November 26, 2001