11 definitions by darky slayer69

UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss

by darky slayer69 December 28, 2018

dick queef

a dick queef is the sound of a dick when cum comes out of the cock

when i fucked her i had such a loud dick queef that my neighbors heard it

by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019

Mattjue Gargern

If you call a friend Mattjue Gargern it means they have a big peen and not gay and are hot no homo and their gonna eat

hi jimmy you are Mattjue Gargern

by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019

cum dust

its when an old person cums for the first time in a few decades and they have dusty cum

my grandpa had cum dust

by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019