Definitions by dannymc

Melt 

An individual so attached to their boyfriend/girlfriend that they have seemingly melted in to form one person. Often the 'Melt' in question will refuse social invitations unless accompanied by their keeper

Where's Dean?

He's not coming, he's staying in with his bird.

Dean is such a melt!

Melt by dannymc March 1, 2013

Man Meringue 

The meringue like residue left on the front of a man's undies after spermal seepage.

Jesus! I'm going to have to tie a knot in my nob. I've got man meringue all over me bills.

Man Meringue by Dannymc December 24, 2007