Melt

An individual so attached to their boyfriend/girlfriend that they have seemingly melted in to form one person. Often the 'Melt' in question will refuse social invitations unless accompanied by their keeper

Where's Dean?

He's not coming, he's staying in with his bird.

Dean is such a melt!

by dannymc March 01, 2013

Man Meringue

The meringue like residue left on the front of a man's undies after spermal seepage.

Jesus! I'm going to have to tie a knot in my nob. I've got man meringue all over me bills.

by Dannymc November 22, 2007