danny and mason's definitions

brown alert

when someone has to take a major shit

oh god, look out brown alert comin through.

by danny and mason February 16, 2004

royal shit

when someone has to take a giant shit , see brown alert

i cant go i have to take a royal shit

by danny and mason February 16, 2004

Hitler lip

When someone sticks their finger up there ass, then whipes it on you upper lip, thus resulting in smelling shit the whole day

That bitch pissed me off, so when he was sleeping i gave him a hitler lip.

by danny and mason February 15, 2004

hog huntin

When men have a contest on who can score with the most fat chicks in one night. Only with proof of their pannies.

"So man, you wanna go hog huntin tonight."

by danny and mason February 15, 2004