Urban Dictionary: Definitions by danny and mason

brown alert

when someone has to take a major shit

oh god, look out brown alert comin through.

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when someone has to take a giant shit , see brown alert

i cant go i have to take a royal shit

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When someone sticks their finger up there ass, then whipes it on you upper lip, thus resulting in smelling shit the whole day

That bitch pissed me off, so when he was sleeping i gave him a hitler lip.

When men have a contest on who can score with the most fat chicks in one night. Only with proof of their pannies.

"So man, you wanna go hog huntin tonight."

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