by Daniel Martin July 01, 2017
a pikelet, a small, flat doughy mass which takes approximately 0 I.Q. points to make and cook. even being called a pancake is a lesser insult, as pancakes are at least large and filling. a 'pikelet' is an extremely stupid person.
also available in special cases of extreme pikelet worthy behaviour is the "golden pikelet award" only to be awarded in EXTREME cases.
also available in special cases of extreme pikelet worthy behaviour is the "golden pikelet award" only to be awarded in EXTREME cases.
in dialogue at a hardware store:
customer: "hi, do you have any sparks for my angle grinder?"
assistant: "mate, you are a bloody pikelet!"
customer: "hi, do you have any sparks for my angle grinder?"
assistant: "mate, you are a bloody pikelet!"
by daniel martin January 28, 2005
by Daniel Martin September 14, 2004