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Rumpelstiltskin 

1. A Dwarfish creature who will spin yarn into gold in return for a first born child

2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.

Girl: "What's wrong, baby?"

Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."

Rumpelstiltskin by dan wants credit for this December 31, 2009

Rumping 

The act of injecting alcoholic liquid into one's own anus or another's for the purpose of intoxication.

"Dude, sorry I didn't call you back, I was rumping pretty hard last night."

"Pass the baster!"

Rumping by dan wants credit for this December 28, 2009