shittechtard

n., Someone who chronichly has technology problems and bothers you about it all the time.

My girlfriend is such a shittechtard she can't operate a mac.

by dan nm August 15, 2007

analphabetic shock

Linguistical tongue tied while in a state of hysteria or mental paralysis caused by substance or stress.

"Twong twied" is an example of analphabetic shock.

by dan nm August 15, 2007