Definitions by dan nm

shittechtard 

n., Someone who chronichly has technology problems and bothers you about it all the time.

My girlfriend is such a shittechtard she can't operate a mac.

shittechtard by dan nm August 15, 2007

analphabetic shock 

Linguistical tongue tied while in a state of hysteria or mental paralysis caused by substance or stress.

"Twong twied" is an example of analphabetic shock.

analphabetic shock by dan nm August 15, 2007