2 definitions by dan nm

Linguistical tongue tied while in a state of hysteria or mental paralysis caused by substance or stress.
"Twong twied" is an example of analphabetic shock.
by dan nm August 11, 2007
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n., Someone who chronichly has technology problems and bothers you about it all the time.
My girlfriend is such a shittechtard she can't operate a mac.
by dan nm August 11, 2007
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