wax the cat

To clean up the pubic area; not unisexual for the obvious reference to the slang term for a woman's genital region.
Honey, if you want me to go to Chinatown tonight, you better wax the cat.
by dalbort June 03, 2007
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dive at five

An phrase used to express total eagerness in the prospect of or opportunity to perform oral sex on a woman.
Dude, I can't wait to dive at five tonight.
by dalbort June 03, 2007
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