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arnold palmer extreme 

when making a basic arnold palmer, instead of adding the ratio amount of lemonade to the iced tea, one substitutes the lemonade with one’s own urine.
Daniel couldn’t believe the sharp taste of the arnold palmer he had been fed. Unbeknownst to him, Brent had actually fed him an arnold palmer extreme with Brent’s own pee!
arnold palmer extreme by dad b January 14, 2019

Lithuanian Hot Dog

After holding in the poop all day, Brian released a Lithuanian Hot Dog into his stepdad’s toilet.
Lithuanian Hot Dog by dad b October 30, 2018

Lucifer's Quinoa 

Mom: Devin, you had better not be smoking Lucifer's Quinoa in there!
Lucifer's Quinoa by dad b September 15, 2017