dad b's definitions

arnold palmer extreme

when making a basic arnold palmer, instead of adding the ratio amount of lemonade to the iced tea, one substitutes the lemonade with one’s own urine.

Daniel couldn’t believe the sharp taste of the arnold palmer he had been fed. Unbeknownst to him, Brent had actually fed him an arnold palmer extreme with Brent’s own pee!

by dad b January 14, 2019

Lithuanian Hot Dog

Taking a dump that is at least 1 foot long.

After holding in the poop all day, Brian released a Lithuanian Hot Dog into his stepdad’s toilet.

by dad b October 30, 2018

Lucifer's Quinoa

A slang term for marijuana.

Mom: Devin, you had better not be smoking Lucifer's Quinoa in there!

by dad b September 15, 2017