da wicked boi96's definitions

xdxd

1. When something is so funny that a single xd is just not enough. The more xd's it has, the more funny it is.
2. Also used to make a statement less serious.

1. I smacked a girl in the head with a soda can xdxd
2. Stop being a fucking bastard xdxd

by da wicked boi96 September 11, 2018

reboot lara

A bitch who is not good at being Lara Croft, because she keeps moaning and screaming all the time; causing in everyone to think you're watching porn. She doesn't have double pistols, she doesn't collect relics, she doesn't fight mythical creatures, and she doesn't have big boobs.

Created by the gaming company Crystal Dynamics, with the game Tomb Raider, released on 2013, the series went to shit.

AH, OOH! AAAAH!!

Dude 1: Man, WTF! You're watching porn?
Dude 2: No, man, that's just reboot lara.

by da wicked boi96 September 10, 2018