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any person who are from the states of virginia, north carolina, south carolina, alabama, georgia, florida, tennesee, mississippi,texas,louisiana, and arkansas. Contrary to popular belief of ignorant yankees who only visit certains parts of the south the south is the most populated region in the U.S. followed by the West coast.So lets do a comparison so the yankees can see the difference or make them more jealous of us.

Georgia- one of the fastest growing states of the u.s. home to the 9th most populated metro area in the U.S. Atlanta with a metro area of 5.1 million ppl and growing also home to CNN which all you yankees watch to find out whats going on with the world.

Texas- the 2nd most populated state in the u.s. behind california also contains 2 major cities that are in the top 10 largest cities and in the top 10 largest metro areas.

Virginia- started southern culture and american culture as a whole. Home to most concentrated army, naval, and air force bases in the whole U.S. and the world so if u wanna serve uncle sam nine times out of 10 you yankees gon be stationed in Virginia.Also started Aol which all you yankees use. Only 5 metro areas in the U.S. have more fortune 500 companies than the Richmond metro area. Hampton roads the largest natural ice free harbor in the world.

North Carolina- a major financial and banking institution in the U.S. also another fast growing southern state in the recent u.s. census it over threw new jersey to become the 10th most populated state. What wait isn;t Jersey a northern state hmmmmmm.

Mississippi- even though its one the most poorest states in the u.s. they still are the No.1 most giving state when it comes to charity good example of southern hospitality.

Florida- sometimes and sometimes not included as southern but none the less its the 4th most populated state in the u.s. expected to overtake new york in the next census to become the 3rd most populated state in the u.s. home to the florida oranges, great year round tourist destination also a yankee playground but ya'll talk bad about the south hmmmmm.

Louisiana- Home to the most unique city in the world New Orleans what city you know can throw a party at somebody funeral?????????????? Even their food and lifestyle set them apart and in there own little world from you Yankees.

Tennesee- Home to Nashville the city of country music and a fast growing metro area which is an estimated 1.5 million. Memphis home of the blues and the 17th largest city in the u.s.

Arkansas- home to one of the biggest chain stores and major fortune 500 company in the u.s. that's right Wal-mart.

Alabama- contrary to what ya'll believe yes i said y'all alabama is a progressive state why do ya'll think they have a toyota and bmw plant located in there state must have been doing something good.

South carolina- home to the of the most visited beache in the south Myrtle beach.

Need any more evidence hell here's my last piece of evidence Gawc worlds cities count 6 southern cities that have international influence 4 of which are gamma cities they are Atlanta, Houston, Dallas, and Miami,if u wanna count Miami. and 2 with small evidence of become world cities which are Richmond V.a. and Charlotte. Need I say more???????????????

so stop putting down the south yea we may have been backwards back in the day but now we coming together and taking the lead in the u.s.
yankee: man my neighbors just packed up and moved and said that there moving to the south

Yankee 2: yea whats up with all the people moving down there

Southerner walks in the neighborhood.

Yankee 2: hey where you from

southerner:im from virginia.

Both Yankees: Virginia??????? what are you doing up north

southerner: o we just looking for places to buy a condo in for when we need a quick break from the southern life.

Yankee: condo????????? but your from the south your suppose to be broke.

Southerner: thats what we want ya"ll to think maybe if ya"ll stop spending your money on low fat lattes, and upscale sushi ya'll can have money like us
by da va kid May 22, 2007

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