Wrinkle in time

To put a wrinkle in time means to take the meanest shit ever. Its mass is so huge, time itself bends.

Holy shit, I ate 2 mondo burritos today. I gotta go put a wrinkle in time. Now.

by D-Bruch January 19, 2007

levitate

To raise up or leave.

Me and my mans about to levitate - Mos Def

by D-Bruch November 08, 2006

eats like a bird

To consume small portions.

Oh, her? She's a cheap date. She eats like a bird.

by D-Bruch August 09, 2009

close the bars down

When you're out bar-hopping until the wee hours of the morn moving from a bar that's closing to a later-closing-bar until it's just time to call it a night and bang somebody. Event usually occurs from about 2AM to 4AM.

Hey, Saturday, what say you we close the bars down?

by D-Bruch October 16, 2009