Chick: I'm so upset, hurt and I can't stop crying. I can't believe you don't want to be friends with me anymore.
Asshole: That's cool!
Asshole: That's cool!
by cynicalprozak89 January 25, 2015
Girl: Stephanie murdered that song at karaoke last night.
Boy: I know it was fucking terrible...she totally murdered it.
Boy: I know it was fucking terrible...she totally murdered it.
by cynicalprozak89 December 22, 2015