cunning linguist's definitions

bearded clegg

snatch, beaver, mouse's ear

show us ya bidded clegg

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

galloping knobrot

fraying of the banjo from excessive use of the mouse's ear

i was on the case last night, banged her so many times i woke up with the worst case of galloping knobrot

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

poke of the whiskers

act of lovemaking ;)

ello darlin fancy a poke of the whiskers

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

shunter

filthy slag

check her out, i can see her lunch from here, dirty shunter

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

muttox

Correctly spelt mutorcs.
Simply the reverse of scrotum
Similar to meathead

you globule of sacksweat, you fucking muttox

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

licker

arse licker

he's so gay, fuckin lickeeeeerrrrrr

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

WoW

Wild Older Woman - used on-line dating to describe a older female that still remembers how.

Hey I hear Betty is a WOW!

by Cunning Linguist April 3, 2005