cunning linguist's definitions

bearded clegg

snatch, beaver, mouse's ear

show us ya bidded clegg

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

proghole

A "progressive rock elitist", usually a white male wearing a t-shirt from the latest concert he attended who is all too willing to share his knowledge about obscure music facts with you. He will be generally also be a music snob but will be unable to justify his opinions other than with a contempous look and a half-hearted attempt at a chuckle.

Q - Can that proghole pull any girls?
A - Never - there is no women alive who could meet his musical standards.

by Cunning linguist January 21, 2004

galloping knobrot

fraying of the banjo from excessive use of the mouse's ear

i was on the case last night, banged her so many times i woke up with the worst case of galloping knobrot

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

licker

arse licker

he's so gay, fuckin lickeeeeerrrrrr

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

WoW

Wild Older Woman - used on-line dating to describe a older female that still remembers how.

Hey I hear Betty is a WOW!

by Cunning Linguist April 3, 2005

shunter

filthy slag

check her out, i can see her lunch from here, dirty shunter

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

Jew Bu

A practitioner of both the Jewish and Buddhist faith.

Hey Frank, look at that Jew Bu.

by Cunning Linguist October 27, 2004