csi pointless's definitions

Forensicate

A word made up by senior officers and management to spuriously and incorrectly describe the process of forensically examining a crime scene. The word is not recognised by forensic examiners as having any valid or useful meaning. Often used by uninformed and untrained individuals to give the impression of knowledge of forensic science and forensic examination techniques.

The stolen car will need to be forensicated. To forensicate the victim.

by csi pointless April 30, 2013

Twat

A word used by Conservative Politicians to describe their constituents.

Don't ask me questions about my constituency you complete twat.

by csi pointless June 2, 2018