2 definitions by crimson neck
refers to instantly forgetting something regardless of importance.
compares to how a goldfish changes direction in water suddenly for no apparent reason.
Blondes are the most susceptible to this.
compares to how a goldfish changes direction in water suddenly for no apparent reason.
Blondes are the most susceptible to this.
1.) getting into your car and leaving a coffee and briefcase on the roof and driving away.
2.) leaving the bathroom after a shower in the morning and pouring a bowl of cereal naked.
someone sitting at the breakfast nook: "Why are you eating cereal naked?"
moving the bowl of cereal below waist and shrugging shoulders: "I must of goldfished."
2.) leaving the bathroom after a shower in the morning and pouring a bowl of cereal naked.
someone sitting at the breakfast nook: "Why are you eating cereal naked?"
moving the bowl of cereal below waist and shrugging shoulders: "I must of goldfished."
by crimson neck March 31, 2011
The study of niggers; one adept in the field of nigganometry is very knowledgeable in the lifestyle of niggers.
Nigganometry is an essential skill in black neighborhoods. A crash-course in nigganometry is strongly reccomended for white people who plan on spending any amount of time in a black neighborhood.
Nigganometry is an essential skill in black neighborhoods. A crash-course in nigganometry is strongly reccomended for white people who plan on spending any amount of time in a black neighborhood.
by crimson neck March 31, 2011