birfday

mispronunciation of birthday, used by those who talk like they have a load of shit in their mouths

Yo yo yo, it mah birfday! Less go git some taco bre, hamburger meat, an some Slice!

by crash December 05, 2003

rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)

dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.

by crash December 22, 2004