brogurt

The ejaculate of a bro. Often found on the chest of other bro's.
"Hey bro, let's go to that club now"
"Isn't that the one with all the blacklights?"
"Yeah..."
"Dude, I've got your brogurt all over my face"
by Craig McRae August 15, 2006
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two-hole sit

When a female sits atop the thigh of another person in a straddling fashion. Both the vagina and anus are in contact with the leg of the person being sat upon.
A: I could feel her warmth when she sat down on my knee
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.
by Craig McRae May 08, 2007
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rompous

Having visual and or meaningful characteristics that are wild, exaggerated, without restraint and jagged.
david: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
craig: look at that line of text, in an abstract sense it's a very rompous line of text
craig: i think i made up that word
david: it's a perfectly cromulent word
by Craig McRae November 21, 2008
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sharticipation

the feeling one has when they want to shit, or fart (unknown) and are scared of what will come out if they try too hard.
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"Dude, I’m going to the bathroom"
"Why?"
"I can't stand the sharticipation"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"I don’t know if I have to shit or fart, and I’d rather not figure it out here"
by Craig McRae July 18, 2006
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