cracky's definitions

lip ring

A lipstick line around the pork sword showing how far it has been swallowed

by cracky March 1, 2003

banjo string

On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

by cracky March 1, 2003

gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

brick shithouse

Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

five against one

A very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which Madame Palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle Kojak . The game ends when you make the bald man cry.

Aren't euphemisms great :)

by cracky March 1, 2003

deck

turntables for vinyl records.
DJs couldn't live without their decks.
Technics 1210s for preference.

by cracky March 1, 2003

vagitarian

He who only eats hairy pie, fur burgers and the occasional fish supper

by cracky March 1, 2003