lip ring

A lipstick line around the pork sword showing how far it has been swallowed
by cracky March 02, 2003
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brick shithouse

Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.
by cracky March 02, 2003
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shag bag

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gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
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scutter

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had the dick

something that's broken beyond repair.
"sorry mate, after that crash, your car's had the dick"
by cracky March 02, 2003
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wear the beard

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie
by cracky March 02, 2003
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