Definitions by cracky

gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003

wear the beard 

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie

wear the beard by cracky March 1, 2003

gentleman's relish 

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

gentleman's relish by cracky March 1, 2003

LRF 

Low Resolution Fox
A woman who looks great from a distance, but when examined closer to, is revealed to be an absolute pig

LRF by cracky March 1, 2003

scutter 

Slut; shag bag

scutter by cracky March 1, 2003

jam rag

tampon; sanitary towel

jam rag by cracky March 1, 2003

shag bag 

Loose woman; bike; slut; slag

shag bag by cracky March 1, 2003