2 definitions by crabtastic

The shits

When you really need to take a dump.

Friend: Yo, let's go get some food

Me: Nah man I got the shits

by crabtastic November 17, 2014

noorie

A young girl is so freaking madly in love that she can't eat or think straight.

I have been a noorie for him for such a long time!

by crabtastic January 16, 2008