ouch

she said ouch because it was a needle dick and you missed and pricked her leg

sarcomax could fuck hank hills narrow urethra

by Cotton Hill(killed 50 men) March 08, 2003

sidewinder

the unknown who wrote sidewinder is second rate and doesent want to cause anyone too much trouble

I left MY sidewinder in the sink and then shut off the water at the valves under the sink and took the handles

by cotton hill(killed 50 men) March 21, 2003

Nitro

Its what the NHRA uses in their funny cars and dragsters

CH3NO2 is about $45 a gallon and these nuclear thunderstormers burn 12 gallons in 4.75 seconds

by cotton hill(killed 50 men) April 15, 2003

nascar

Id like to see a motorcycle do zero to 100 MPH in one second like an NHRA funny car

You just dont give up do you sarcomax

by Cotton Hill(killed 50 men) March 08, 2003

M-80

A step up from a cherry bomb but not nearly as cool as a co2

I threw an M-80 at that preppie and blew his leg open

by cotton hill(killed 50 men) March 22, 2003

co2 bomb

A homemade firecracker that makes an M-80 sound like a cap gun

I threw a co2 bomb down the toilet of the other teams satellite at the high school football game

by cotton hill(killed 50 men) March 13, 2003

funny car

A 6,000 horsepower hellride with a wretched treacherous noise

If your real bad youll watch without plugging your ears.
You have to be hardcore to do it

by cotton hill(killed 50 men) March 15, 2003