Dicespin

1) A really ignorant student who makes his university look bad with his dumb fucking answers on the Wheel of Fortune.

2) A total dumb-ass.
That guy tried to solve the puzzle with "The World's fastest Can" on Wheel of Fortune. What a Dicespin.
by core memory dump May 29, 2014
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Ass Flotsam

1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.

I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.

Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit
by core memory dump December 14, 2012
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Santa Steamer

Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.

Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.
Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.
by core memory dump September 14, 2016
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